my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”
and i was like “..the what?”
and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting
and i was like “how is that a bird”
and she said “well what do you think it is?”
and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”
..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”
………all of them surrounding this ouija board, and julian way too loudly and with way too much enunciation going, “A R E W E S P E A K I N G T O J A D Z I A ?” and they all watch the little ouija thingy creep to the letters L, O, and then L again
Petition for a Netflix series sequel also called Ned’s Declassified but now it’s like him but in his 20’s and helping us ppl who grew up with him through life as a young adult in the world
…but that’s literally what he does, just look up his name on youtube and you’ll see his channel
Omg Devon has a channel 😮 I gotta look it up
It’s legit. I never thought I could be so happy to relive my childhood through my adulthood
