I'm just a little fish in a little pond

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

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2 hours ago
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via sexaulity)

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2 hours ago

anirne:

k1mkardashian:

this fish is more photogenic than me

why that fish got people teeth

(via sassyavengers)

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4 hours ago

rca-pwnage:

anewlifeanewway:

feathers-theangel:

1los:

Hold Close - IngridTan

excuse you did you just make me cry over a flame and a drop of water

True love

This is so beautiful!

(via prinsea)

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4 hours ago
beautiful4allmybigmistakes:

NOT ALL OF US HAVE FANCY-ASS SKELETON HORSES, FUCKBOY.

beautiful4allmybigmistakes:

NOT ALL OF US HAVE FANCY-ASS SKELETON HORSES, FUCKBOY.

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1 day ago

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(Source: jessawarriorprincess, via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

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1 day ago

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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(via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

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